ABSURD EXHIBIT

The Miller's Prologue & Tale

Fart joke from 1387

How I got out of a DUI

Temple run used to have a lot of sexual undertones
— Victoria (@arctiquehare) May 22, 2025

That one mutual who hasn't advanced one inch on the karmic wheel despite being on their eighth cycle of samsara
— Errai (@errai) November 12, 2025

i do this thing i like to call “omelas friend” where i have one person i manipulate and treat like absolute shit so i can keep all my other friendships healthy
— chipmunk but a girl (@chipettemunk) November 11, 2025